Urgent Message for the A-Team:
Welcome to yet another tremendous issue of SlamBall:
The Mag. We had a brief layoff due to the tremendous amount of endorsement deals and photo shoots (as well as one
giant Religion research paper). But now we are back and better than ever. I know what you are thinking.
How can they be better than they were before? Well, although we were the best wrestler around, it was our attitude that
needed changing, so we dumped the Sensational Sherry and married Miss Elizabeth at SummerSlam. Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
came to the wedding, but he didn't get us Slim Jims as our wedding gift. He doesn't know a thing about how to go
to a wedding, Max Weinberg style.
A lot has happened in the past few weeks, including the arrival of
new fan mail. When you read one of the pieces of fan mail, you will call us dirty liars, but fan mail is one thing we
never fabricate. However, everything else we say and write is made up.
Since when don't you like leopards?
Maybe you're the one who's changed,
Lerch Bronfermaker
